Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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