2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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