Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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