margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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