How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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