Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
how does that bad decision feel?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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