I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
420 ftw
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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