nut hugger
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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