And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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