I am in a vortex of obligation.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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