GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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