Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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