I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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