So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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