do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Do you remember whose house we're in?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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