Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
