the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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