we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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