hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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