Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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