Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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