So drunk, too bad you don't want this
This house was built for laser tag.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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