Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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