Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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