who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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