My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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