my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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