Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My bed smells like the plague
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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