your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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