Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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