I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I still have a little drunk in my system
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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