I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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