Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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