D3 body, D1 cock
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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