Plan B is the new Plan A
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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