So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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