But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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