Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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