"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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