so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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