what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
