Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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