it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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