I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My penis needs a shock collar
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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