In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We're too hungover to prance.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
