I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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