Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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