We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
