I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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