But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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