I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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