I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize